Critter Details

Meet Pittiepatomus The perfectly imperfect bully mix you never knew you needed. Pittiepatomus is a chunky, wiggly, 45-lb spayed queen estimated to be around 7 years old. We don’t know what her past looked like before the shelter—but here’s everything we’ve learned in a very short time: &#226&#156&#168 Stage-5 Clinger Energy She wants to be your shadow. If she could crawl inside your skin and live there rent-free, she absolutely would. If you move, she moves. If you sit, she cuddles. If you exist—she’s there. &#226&#156&#168 Cuddle Connoisseur Her hobbies include: snuggling, being pet for 24 consecutive hours, snuggling again, and finding new ways to become one with your couch. &#226&#156&#168 Low-Effort Walker Does she enjoy long walks? Absolutely not. She’s a 5-minute-walk, 55-minute-cuddle kinda girl. &#226&#156&#168 Independent of… Everyone Else Dog friends? Whatver. Cat friends? Whatever. She can co exist with other pets but does not care to interaction so she will do best as the only dog or another calm dog who doesn't care to play. Toy collection? Maybe, I would rather cuddle. Treat motivation? Not even a little. She’s basically a tiny, adorable grandma in a bully body. &#226&#156&#168 Crate Opinionated She’ll tolerate her crate but she is not a fan of it. It takes her a few minutes to settle down but she just needs a few reminders that she's ok. &#226&#156&#168 Trick Experience: Zero Commands? Tricks? She said absolutely not—she’s retired. But at least she's potty trained.  So yes… she’s kinda high-maintenance but also not at all. She’s basically a pocket bully with diva energy who only has one true requirement: You. If you’re ready for a shadow, a snuggle buddy, a couch hippo, and a girl who demands nothing except your constant presence, then Pittiepatomus might just be your perfect match. Want to meet her? Apply at www.keytolionshearts.org