Critter Details

I am currently available for adoption from my foster home. If you’re interested in adopting me, fill out an application on our website www.carmaoc.org   Pumpernickel is what happens when you combine a stand-up comedian, a medieval monarch, and maybe…a tiny cult leader who definitely spends too much time staring into open flames. He’s the kind of cat who looks at your arm not as your arm, but as prime real estate for a dramatic sit-down right as you’re gaming. Imagine fur, whiskers, cat booty-hole, and a very judgmental stare while you’re trying to save onions from catching fire in Overcooked. He says: “Your arm? My throne.” He is also, without question, the comic relief of the entire foster squad. His most notable bit? The bathroom performance. Forget comedians with microphones, Pumpernickel delivers his material live from the litter box. Right as he’s…uh, conducting royal business, he makes prolonged eye contact and demands applause (and, of course, flushing services). Hence his regal nickname: King, the Announcer of Poops, Keeper of Flushes, the Third of His Name. But don’t let the potty humor fool you, our boy has layers much like an ogre (or an onion). Recently, he heard spooky-season was approaching, and he took that very seriously. You will now catch him sitting motionless in front of candles, fireplaces, or literally any source of firelight. He doesn’t blink. He doesn’t move. He just…stares. We’re pretty sure he’s either summoning his saber-toothed ancestors, plotting the downfall of humans, or auditioning for the role of “Mysterious Guy #3” in the next Netflix season of Wednesday, co-starring with Jenna Ortega. Honestly, all three feel accurate. What you’re getting with Pumpernickel is not just a cat. You’re getting a multidimensional icon. A shoulder-perching, parkour enthusiast. A comedian who refuses to let you use the bathroom in peace. A medieval monarch with a passion for firelight aesthetics. He is, in short: chaotic, regal, ridiculous, and unforgettable. If you’ve been waiting for a cat that feels like the main character then congratulations—you’ve found him. Foster Reviews: &#226&#152&#133&#226&#152&#133&#226&#152&#133&#226&#152&#133&#226&#152&#133 “10/10, the funniest bathroom supervisor I’ve ever had.” &#226&#152&#133&#226&#152&#133&#226&#152&#133&#226&#152&#133&#226&#152&#134 “Stares into fire like he knows something I don’t.” &#226&#152&#133&#226&#152&#133&#226&#152&#133&#226&#152&#133&#226&#152&#133 “A king, a comedian, and a chaos gremlin all in one.”   My adoption fee is $175. That includes spay/neuter, microchip, FIV/FeLV combo test, current vaccines and health check.