Critter Details

Hi, I’m Snort — yes, like the sound — and yes, I live up to the name. I’m a tiny female cuddle-rocket with a motor so loud, you’ll think someone left a chainsaw running in the next room. That’s just me, purring because I spotted your ankle and thought, “Wow. I could love that.” I’m confident, playful, and basically a stand-up comedian with fur. I’ll keep you laughing with my dramatic zoomies, mid-air twists, and absolutely unexplainable decisions. I’m also a professional blanket burrower, which means if you sit down and can’t find me — surprise! You’re sitting on royalty.  At night, I turn into a warm, snuggly teddy bear (but louder), and I will cuddle you like it’s my job. Which, frankly, it is.  Adopt me and get a best friend, a heating pad, a sound machine, and a reason to laugh until your face hurts — all in one ridiculous little package. Snort =^..^=, DSH Dilute Calico, Female, DOB 4/24/2025 Adoption Application – Cat Around Town Project

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